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this video of an ""ex-gay"" (in double quotes because of its overwhelming redonkulousness) talking about the "sin" of homosexuality.
Where to begin....
- Okay Mary, that gold lamé scarf thing isn't helping you in your quest to come off as straight.
- You might want to work on your hand gesturing. Try to be a little less mincing.
- Girrrrl, the only way you could look gayer was if there was a penis in your mouth.
(S)he ends the speech with the words, "It's so obvious, it's so clear." Yes honey, it's clearly obvious you're still a big old nancy who is (poorly) repressing your nature. In addition to my revulsion, I feel sorry for you and hope you'll be able to overcome your religion damage and lead the happy gay life you so desperately want to have.
Unless it's a parody and I missed the joke....