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Old 07-02-2010, 02:15 PM   #7090
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Mugged by a Hugger or Run Away! Run Away!

Sleep well, NA.

So, one of my daughters is doing an internship at a locally-owned newspaper. Today she had to cover a "Free Hugs" event sponsored by a New Age group. It was scheduled for the band shell area of a park.

My daughter gets there on time. No one has arrived yet. A few moments later, a young woman comes along, looking as if she's looking for someone. Thomasina goes up to her and says, "Are you here for the Free Hugs?"

The woman does a slow burn, then turns and runs away.
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