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Originally Posted by Tref
Let your freak flag fly, Mo'. And if you lose the key, so what? It will have at least returned home again. It served its purpose and besides, the only thing the key does at home is gather dust.
Frankly, Sinatra, you should have traded the key in for the lifetime pass a long time ago. Consider all the money you would saved. Consider the money you will continue to save. Mercy! Do you think your grandmother would be happy to see you fritter* away you hard earned cash when she had all ready given you the key to freedom? I wish my grandmother would have given me the key to freedom. My grandmother slapped a box of ciggies in my lap and said, "Smoke up, Johnny!"
Why do so you suppose she gave you the key in the first place? So that you may be sentimental? Bah! She gave it to you to enjoy! Only she didn't tell you this because you were supposed to figure it out for yourself. But you didn't. So be thankful that I am here. That's right! Have no fear ... Tref is here. Hear me now and understand me later, life's so-called treasures are not to be passed on but to be enjoyed! Life is for the living! Go, sport, go!
But listen up and listen up good, cause I am only going to say this once and then I am going to say it once more ... if'n I sees ya. I'm-a gonna take it! Then the key will be mine and I will have a lifetime pass to Disneyland!
My God, it is going to be beautiful ...
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Tref: That is the BEST post I've read all day (and it's still morning, too!). I love your wit and phrasing.
It's a hard decision: Keep something from Disneyland's opening day passed down from your grandmother or exchange it for a lifetime pass? If it's a lifetime PREMIUM pass, think of the lifelong savings: $329 Premium AP at current price x 10 years = saving $3,290, 20 years = saving $6,580, 30 years = saving $9,870.