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And the ultimate answer is sell one at real auction (Sotheby's, not ebay) and reap the just rewards, which will include funds for lifetime Disneyland admission. The other key should mostly be kept in the laser-and-superhero-guarded glass case, but should absolutely be brought to Disneyland's birthday in some fashion.
If you can't bear to wear it on heavy chain among the throngs visiting Disney on the 17th, then - by all that is holy - at the very least bring it to the Swank Party on Friday (late and after 'Wicked' if need be) so that we can worship and adore, prostrate ourselves and ritualize the most freaking amazing Disneyland guest artifact in all of human history.
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