[Cadaverous Pallor]

Hah, I'm no stranger to the AUU. I ignored homework and aced tests as well. In classes where tests didn't count for enough, I did very poorly indeed.

I kind of regret it. I'm sure I could have gotten scholarships if I'd applied myself (my family was not well off). When I went back to school as an adult I aced everything, graduating with honors. It was beyond easy. Made me wish I could tell my younger self to just do the damn homework, dummy.

However, if I'd gone to college, the chances of me meeting Greg would have been slim to none. All the money in the world couldn't influence me to mess with that timeline.