Ya ever have one of those days where you are so busy, you have to choose between worshiping an ancient half-squid half-dragon half-humanoid god and plunging a phallus into your nether regions? Well worry no more friend, now you can do both with the
Necronomicox! It brings new meaning to the term
Deep One.
Xenomorph and
Zombie models also available.
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