[Cadaverous Pallor]

I do not like the Jimmy Johnson Show. If each episode spends 20 min on JJ alone, we'll never learn who anyone else is.

That said, I like the idea of throwing the old people the seeming advantage of one of the best coaches ever to help offset their physical disadvantage. (Though saying "coach" over and over regarding Survivor just evokes another Coach that I'd just as soon forget.)

Power Medallion and immediate hidden immunity aside, what might be the killer for this season is not old vs young but kooks vs morons. I'm reminded that the only people over 40 that would go on this show are crazy and that the only people under 30 hot enough to get on the show are usually dumb.