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Want less than you can afford and you'll find physical contentment easy to maintain.
Most of the stuff you care about you probably care too much about. Scale it back and life will get simpler.
Toothpaste is not a good sexual lubricant.
When you have money spend it. When you don't have money stop spending it.
Humanity gets nothing right the first time. So keep that in mind when someone is trying to sell you something based on the fact that it is a really old idea.
Inculcate a mild personal taste for masochism and life is easier to take.
Butterflies don't taste good. Oddly, beetles do.
Love does not conquer all, love is not a good excuse for bad behavior, and it is pointless to say this because nobody ever believes it while in love.
Spandex is a privilege, not a right.
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