There was an alarming amount of plastic surgery victims visible in this award's show this year.  And many of them seemed to be cast in the same series: Desperate Housewives.  
Also, Patricia Arquette, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?  Something.  Something awful.  
But, I liked Portman's 1920's boyish dress.  And, Claire, she HAS almost no boobs. What's a girl supposed to do?!  I liked her simple acceptance speech.
Best dress I already mentioned, but best suit?  I know I go on about him already, but that Butler can dress.  
 
I also dug Swank's simply pony.  And Scarlett's shimmery locks.
Clint Eastwood, you my granddaddy!