There was an alarming amount of plastic surgery victims visible in this award's show this year. And many of them seemed to be cast in the same series: Desperate Housewives.
Also, Patricia Arquette, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Something. Something awful.
But, I liked Portman's 1920's boyish dress. And, Claire, she HAS almost no boobs. What's a girl supposed to do?! I liked her simple acceptance speech.
Best dress I already mentioned, but best suit? I know I go on about him already, but that Butler can dress.
I also dug Swank's simply pony. And Scarlett's shimmery locks.
Clint Eastwood, you my granddaddy!