I will SOOO not have the audio by tomorrow. Can I bum off someone? Sorta eavesdrop or can there be live interpretation from folks with the audio tour to us peons without?
I'm so sorry, but my life took an unexpected detour that's involved LOTS of drugs (including, OMG LSD!!!) and ... how shall I put this delicately - - - hours upon hours of hot gay sex.
So i'm just now trying to catch up on the last 48 hours back on earth, and if the tour will take a few hours to be emailed after purchase, there's no way I will have that processed all the way to my phone by some Hub meet-up thing in a few hours that I can't even promise I'll be alive for at all.

I really don't want to miss this. But I don't know when I'll ever get to sleep, and for sure I won't have the audio together by showtime.