I read this this morning and it cracked me up:
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Least Surprised Winner: Annette Bening, who coolly raised her champagne glass in toast when she heard her name called as Best Actress for "Being Julia." After accepting a chaste kiss on each cheek from husband Warren Beatty, a man who once made generations of women swoon, she proceeded monotonously to rattle off a list of names that meant little to us. Annette, you're getting praised for your work in front of millions of people -- can't you feign some surprise and excitement or spare a little sugar for your sweetie? And while we're still not sure what she was referring to when she thanked Beatty for lunch at the "pizza joint," if her form-fitting dress is any indication, she didn't down anything with carbs.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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