I get asked stupid questions like this at the library:
Patron: How much does it cost to attend (insert program name here) ?
Me: Our programs at the library are free.
Patron: So, I don't have to pay?
Me: That's correct, it's free.
Patron: Okay, so I DON'T have to pay... how about if I bring my kid...
Sometimes it goes on for a little bit, but usually after the go-around, I look busy and run away.
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