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Old 05-20-2011, 12:25 PM   #24
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Jesus has impeccable manners.

An invitation to the Rapture is a command and automatically cancels any other engagement. Your acceptance to His invitation to join Him for the Rapture should be written, as:

Ms. 3894 .... or Helen
accepts with pleasure
Lord and Savior Jesus'
kind invitation for the Rapture
on Saturday the 21st of May
at six o'clock
She regrets she is unable to attend the Battle of Armageddon to follow.
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