Back in the '80s when I worked at Tower Records, a woman came in to buy a record for her nephew. "Do you have 'The Children are Fine'?"
...and Prudence, your car comment reminds me that whenever someone tries to engage me in a conversation about my tattoos with "Nice tat, where'd you get it?" I invariably reply, "On my arm."
This thread reminds me of the old "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" that Al Jaffee wrote for Mad Magazine.
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