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Old 10-31-2011, 11:18 AM   #3373
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Originally Posted by Moonliner View Post
Reports out today say Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her husband of 72-days.

Dammit! I had 5 months in the office pool. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic.

Rewrite! What if the Kim Kardashian - Kris Humphries marriage is real but the divorce angle is faux?

Because other peoples’ happiness is capital b-o-r-i-n-g boring! to watch, the Kardashians stage a separation but the divorce is called off at the last minute. Television magic.

Tell me where my logic is faulty.
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