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Old 08-01-2005, 04:52 PM   #31
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In the last month, I've gotten two renewal bills from the Orlando Sentinel. The first I opened before realizing it wasn't my name on the envelope (but it was my address). The second I put back in the mail with "no such person at this address--return to sender" written in large obnoxious letters on the envelope.

Funny thing is, I have never received a newspaper at this address.

I had a problem up north with a local newspaper calling every few weeks to ask if I wanted to subscribe. They didn't take no for an answer, so I finally asked to speak to a manager. I told him I didn't want to subscribe to his silly paper, and that even if the paper became suddenly non-silly, that I still wouldn't subscribe since their calls had been so annoying. I asked to be put on their no call list. It worked.
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