Recently I finished building a castle floating 3500 meters over my property in Second Life. I put it that high up so that I couldn't see any crappy builds from it.
I discovered this evening that someone has built an ugly a$$ house at the same height and right on the border between our properties. I asked him politely if he would consider moving his house down a couple hundred meters. He responded in a very dickish manner. So, I surrounded the castle with an enormous sphere; textured on the inside to look like the sky. On the outside, I put the most horrifying image I could think of on a repeating pattern.
He now has gigantic 75 meter Justin Biebers looming over his house.
Yes, I have Teh Evil and I know how to use it!
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Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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