A while back I was parked next to a car with a license plate holder that read... "Powered by... JESUS." The lady (loading groceries) seemed a bit stuck-up, so I chanced at a joke and said, "Wow, Jesus' prices sure are going up these days, aren't they? Not quite lowly carpenter rates are they...."
Speaking of "powered..." check out this homo-powered Jesus fish I found in a little London E1 shop:
