[Strangler Lewis]

The National Motorists Association? I had a lobbyist out there, and I didn't know it.

I know nothing about them, but somehow I'm guessing that, much like the NRA, they exist in part to find legalistic, reasonable sounding cover for people to act like belligerent a**holes.

But the campaign sounds like a good idea. I envision a series of billboards featuring topless women and big letters saying "Now that we've got your attention . . . put down that phone and watch the road."