Go list your birthday in your profile. Now, missy!
We don't
remember birthdays so much as come across them. As in "Hey, the site is telling me it's Eliza's birthday today! I'm going to get credit for starting her birthday thread! Score!"
Anyway, I sincerely wish you a Happy Birthday, since I'm rather pleased that you've existed so long and continue to exist. Your existance is a good thing.
Would mojo you for the OP which cracked me up but I've mojoed everyone I love lately...