[lashbear]

I would seriously look at adding at least two more attractions to the list.

1) Snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef (seeing as you're in cairns)
2) Our 60'' 3DTV

In order to accommodate the latter, you could fly from Cairns down to Newcastle or Sydney, and we could pick you up from there, show you a little local hospitality, then drive you back to fly out of Sydney direct.

We might have to Skype in order to convince you. I would hate to not get the chance to meet up.