Not only did we not know it was your birthday, we also didn't know that you finished 277th in the
Clam Festival Classic Kids' Run in Yarmouth, Maine last month, or that you married Pipe-Maker James Sheavyn on August 6 (BTW: Happy Anniversary) at the
Church Gresley (Okay, so it was in 1877).
So if you are going to keep all these events a secret, then you how the flark can you expect people to wish you a happy anniversary of squirting out of your Mother's loins in a wet mushy blob?!?
Huh?