[Ghoulish Delight]

How to park for free in Horton Plaza parking structure for 15 hours.

Step 1: Park in Horton Plaza parking structure on a school night far later than you should be parking anywhere.

Step 2: Lose rental car key*.

Step 3: Take a cab back to the hotel and deal with it tomorrow.

Step 4: Go to work the next day, getting a ride from your amazing, attractive coworker** who didn't lose any car keys

Step 5: Return to Horton Plaza and call AAA

Step 6: Discover that the tow truck can't fit into the parking structure

Step 7: Have the tow truck driver break into the car and release the shift/stearing lock

Step 8: Ask the next car to pull up to the entrance gate to take a ticket and back up after the arm is up so you can roll the car out the entrance.

Step 9: Be very thankful that your company springs for the rental car loss waiver (no charge for lost key), and that your intelligent and attractive coworker has AAA.



* Not me

** Me