How to park for free in Horton Plaza parking structure for 15 hours.
Step 1: Park in Horton Plaza parking structure on a school night far later than you should be parking anywhere.
Step 2: Lose rental car key*.
Step 3: Take a cab back to the hotel and deal with it tomorrow.
Step 4: Go to work the next day, getting a ride from your amazing, attractive coworker** who didn't lose any car keys
Step 5: Return to Horton Plaza and call AAA
Step 6: Discover that the tow truck can't fit into the parking structure
Step 7: Have the tow truck driver break into the car and release the shift/stearing lock
Step 8: Ask the next car to pull up to the entrance gate to take a ticket and back up after the arm is up so you can roll the car out the entrance.
Step 9: Be very thankful that your company springs for the rental car loss waiver (no charge for lost key), and that your intelligent and attractive coworker has AAA.
* Not me
** Me
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