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I hate to be the pooper on the party, but every store I supply has experienced an increase in business since Atkins filed for bankruptcy.
And I love the woman who says she gained 20 pounds after going off the diet - no kidding, sweetie. It means you're hyperinsulinemic. Guess what, if I have a gin and tonic, I get drunk and try to have sex with your boyfriend. It means I'm alcoholic.
Now I'm hungry. I think I'll have a ribeye steak with caesar salad and parmesan ThinKrisps for dinner. Sugar-free cheesecake for dessert.
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Does anyone still wear a hat? 
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