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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman
I call shenanigans on that. They want to urge teh fags to stay in the fold, as long as they don't fold in half and take it up the a$$. In other words, homo is ok as long as no homo really happens. Suppress your sexual urges forever and remain celibate, and you can remain a Mormon. Oh, yeah, ignore all that stuff about how Mormons can only have that after-life planetary existence if they marry and have kids. But you're all good for this lesser, earthly life of suppressing your sexuality and living loveless. Enjoy!
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That and continue to tithe lots of money. Color me cynical.