So, last night Tom is flipping through Scientific American. He stops at a shoe ad. These shoes have little springs in the heel. They're new. They're okay looking. You can try them risk-free for 30 days!
He notices the logo. Could it really be ... yes, actually it really is (SFW but biological).
No sale.
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"I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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