[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

If Clark Kent applied to the Daily Planet today:
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Spoiler:

Clark Kent may seem like just a mild-mannered reporter, but listen, not only does he know how to treat his editor-in-chief with the proper respect, not only does he have a snappy, punchy prose style, but he is, in my forty years in this business, the fastest typist I've ever seen.