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Old 07-24-2013, 11:36 AM   #3786
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Amazingly bad writing. Here are the three opening sentences, and the alleged writer's byline.

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A cow falls on a man and kills him, this is a bizarre accident making headline news today. The cow falls on the man after coming right through the roof. The bovine falls eight feet onto a bed where a man and wife are sleeping. -
Roz Zurko is a published freelance writer originally from Milford, Conn. and writes from her home in Westfield, Ma. today. Her background in psychology adds a unique prospective to her writing. Her articles were read by more than one million people last month.
One million stupider people.
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