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					Originally Posted by Alex  I agree, which is why I've attended 100 baseball games and never been seen wearing a jersey. I even have this scale:
 Microdouche: Wearing a team jersey at the opponent's stadium
 Decidouche: Wearing a team jersey at the home stadium
 Douche: Wearing a team jersey when not at a game
 Kilodouche: Wearing a team jersey during the off season
 Megadouche: Wearing a team jersey during the off season outside of the team's home territory
 
 Seriously, I am so constantly sitting in judgment of people it is amazing I have a job.
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 Where on the scale is going to the stadium wearing a team jersey that's not from either team playing?  (I'm looking at you Yankees fans)