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Bill has been out of town all weekend. When he gets home today, do I greet him like a dog: by running around in circles, whining, and trying to lick his face? Or, do I greet him like a cat; by ignoring in the most painfully obvious manner possible, and then peeing in his shoes? Decisions, decisions...
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Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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