Once upon a time there were two good friends, their names were Facebook, and Ashtraya.
They had a happy childhood and grew strong and happy together, they played games, shared news with each other, and supported each other in their endeavours - as best mates do.
One day, Ashtraya said “Give me your pocket money - I want to give it to those starving journalists who write all the news I read”
“Piss off”, Facebook said, “None of my OTHER mates care about the journalists”
“Do it, or else” said Ashtraya.
So Facebook took his bat and ball and went home, and they both made friends with other people through internet chat boards.
Yay for internet chat boards.
