[Cadaverous Pallor]

The toilet is like, the greatest invention ever.

Think about it! Every single day we create these vile wastes. They stink and are unhealthy. What are we to do with this stuff?

Well, just put it in the magic bowl, press the lever, and BAM, it's gone. Gone! You don't have to smell it or look at it or store it, it's just gone.

Yeah, I know, processing plants, dumps into the rivers, etc. Someone has to deal with it. But even so, when I flush that toilet, I get a big stupid grin on my face because technology is the savior of the human race.

Especially after Mexican night.