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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman
Pshw, 7 years is for amateurs!
Try sucking the youngness out of a person 19 years your numerical junior for the real deal in age-swapping PonceDeLeon fountain drinkage. I tells ya I was 58 when I started consuming the Zapppop youth right out of him, and I won't stop till I am 29 again!
29 is young, young I tell you! If I hear someone else cry that 29 is old, I'm gonna wrap them in Depends and knock all their teeth out.
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For the love of....I don't think I'm old. I don't think 40 is old. Or even 50 is old. Old is the new young, anyway. I just FEEL a wee bit tired. And I do feel older than this guy, who thinks of me as older, and makes reference to it. His eyes turned to saucers when I told him my age. I was so surprised. 7 years really isn't much of an age difference, but when I'm hanging out with him, I sometimes feel that it is. Because it comes up!
And mostly when I consider my age, I simply panic because I don't feel like I've grown up much since I was 17. My bank account certainly hasn't grown much since I was 21. So, I get worried. My youth! Have I squandered you? But, whatever. Really, I can't wait for 30. I'm done with my useless 20s. DONE!
If I were interested in him in a K. Arnold/W. Cooper kind of way, his age wouldn't matter. Trust me. I just don't want to be anyone's older, wiser woman. Cause older I'm sure to get? But wiser? I seriously doubt it.