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Ice cream social for your co-workers with boss as scooper.

Call each of the three restaurants anonymously (having to go through the hideous disney dine phone system) and find out what each one offers for birthdays. Ask each one of them to put together a menu that fits within your spending allotment. What can they do in the way of low-carb? Low-fat? Vegetarian? Allergic to fillintheblank. Ask them if tip is based on the amount before or after discount. Before or after service charge? Is a service charge a tip? How about an administration fee?

Track down a rainbow Mickey antenna ball for your friend, the Commodore.

See if you can invite Asimo to lunch.

See if you can replace your "secretary" with Asimo.

Start forming next year's canoe team. Price t-shirts.

Answer each call with "Who rang that bell?" Finish each phone call with, "Nobody sees the Great (insert your name here), not nobody, not no-how!"

Install an office aquarium.

Offer hot towels to co-workers.

Solve whatever has been the most annoying office problem that never seems to get fixed.

Take the day off.