I'm Claire and I watch people pee in the shower.
Okay, I watch one person pee in the shower and it's because she's four and I still have to bathe her and if all goes well, she'll grow up and make law review like Prudence and pee in the shower forever.
Did I mention she's my daughter?
Also known as stinkerbell at MP and MC and MI (though I never post there) and LushessTaffy at Fabs.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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