Was it really that bad, people?
Really?
But, but, but...
It had lift.
It had length.
It was stiff and antique.
It was glistening, glowing
Flamboyant – unique!
A set piece for a head.
A real party of a do.
A girlish curl with
A lady’s coiffure:
Buoyant - magnefique!
I don’t give two ****s about the Emmys -
I sure didn’t watch them -
But I certainly envy a woman
Who dares to make a Swinger out of a Victorian.
I wonder if she drives a DeLorean?!
(That would be, like, so friggin’ awesome!)