Lysol will "restore every woman's confidence in her power to please". Um, that's not the way to be pleasing... or, rather, there are so many better ways to ...
"It is non-poisonous when diluted and used according to directions".  Um, has the writer of the ads recognized that this is a bit of a *sensitive* area???
I don't know whether to laugh or scream. Truly. I do know that I don't want my women to smell like pine...
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Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at.
-Lance Armstrong
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