I've learned a great deal this morning. I'm going to be straight from now on. I'm going to marry the first unmarried woman I see. Women love marriages without lot and lots sex. Despite that, we'll only do it to have lots and lots of kids. Boys preferably. Twins and tripletts are big in my family. She'll do her tupperware parties and I'll do my male friends. I mean, my male friends and I will do what us macho straight men do without women around...
