Sheila, darling! I'm so glad you're here. I have to admit, you were on the A list for one of my swanking expeditions - until I just had to discuss those important topics with you.
I'm so glad you registered and joined our swanking home. There is a story, and the FAQs tell a bit of it, but, I believe you have my number, don't you?
Cheers and Ciao!