Our apartment in Boston is on a semi-busy street.
The street in front of our building goes from a two lane to a one lane because of the heavy parking situation.
My home office (where my computer is) has a window that faces out to the street.
What is interesting is that every now and then I can hear Bostonians expressing their love for each other as they pass by. Keep in mind, one driver must pull in front of a driveway to let the other driver pass. Sometimes this act is done out of foresight, sometimes out of kindness, sometimes out of desperation and sometimes it's done at all and someone needs to back up into the driveway.
There's a big bush in front of my window, so I can't actually see the cars nor the drivers. But what I can hear is tremendously funny. Here's what I can hear from my desk on a regular basis:
(If you use a Boston accent with the following, it's hysterical.)
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[Honk! Honk!]
Car #1 - Man's Voice: What the f*ck? Are you f*cking blind, you stink sh!thead?
Car #2 - Man Voice #2: Eat me!
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[Long hooooooonk!]
Car #1 - Man Voice: Where'd you learn how to drive? Retard school?
Car #2 - Woman Voice: Kiss my ass!
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[Screeching tires.]
Car #1 - Woman's Voice: Out of the f*cking way, asshole!
Car #2 - Man's Voice: Shove it, Bitch!
Passenger of Car #1 - Woman's voice: Just keep driving. Ignore him. You'll never see him again for the rest of your life.
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[Honk. Honk. Hoooooonk!]
Car #1 - Man's Voice: Niiiice driving!
Car #2 - Man's Voice: Ah, shaddap!
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I love this place!