[LSPoorEeyorick]

Kal-El Cage.

That's right. Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El.

Let me say it again.

Kal-El.

I am tired of trite names like Rumer and Scout and Apple. Let's name our baby after Superman!

That child had better develop some powers because if he doesn't kick asses pre-emptively on the playground, he'll have black-and-blue bum himself.