| Me: The vegetable soup, is it vegetarian?Waiter: Yeah.
 Me: Is it made with chicken stock or beef stock?
 Waiter: Yeah.
 Me: Then it's not vegetarian?
 Waiter: It's vegetarian.
 
 I cannot say how many times I have had this EXACT conversation (sometimes, though, it's not a waiter but a waitress).
 
 Here's a funnier variation:
 
 Me: The stir-fry vegetables, does that have any meat in it?
 Waiter: (looking sorry) No.
 Me: Good, I'll have the stir-fried vegetables.
 Waiter (looks confused)
 
 Pity I didn't ask if the dish had any TASTE.  Bah.
 
 For me it's not a moral thing but a taste/texture thing.  I hate meat.  And it's been long enough that I get violently ill if I accidentally eat any of it.  If someone invites me over to dinner, I won't eat it out of politeness, and I would have spit out that meaty rice.
 
 If it were up to me, "Natural Flavor" would not be allowable on ingredients lists.
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