I used the name of the pet care company I work for:
Biting the Hand that Feeds Alpha Pet Care. 
Or
Monsieur, with this Alpha Pet Care you are really spoiling us.
 
  
And this is priceless:
  
I Wish They All Could Be Alpha Pet Care Girls. 
And this one is NOT good. No, not at all!
 
 
Is It Live, Or Is It Alpha Pet Care?