Well, this is fun!
So is this!
And not work safe but fairly complete. (When the word Penis is in the URL twice, you know it is not work safe)
I don't know what my favorite euphamism is. I like wang, giggle over woody, feel uncomfortable with penis, use the "C" work more than I should, can't use John Thomas without his Lady Jane, LOVE the word phallis, but, basically, I coulk make just about anything into gutterspeak.