[Prudence]

*WARNING - costumer's rant ahead*

What the hell is wrong with people? If the costume is essentially regular apparel for adults, why oh why do they insist on making it all costumey with the fastening at the back neck? If it wasn't already so obviously lame with that thin fabric making the drape all wrong, that gaping opening would give it away. It's a shirt, vest, jacket, and tie. What the hell is so complicated about that? Why does that need to be all stitched together in an ensemble with a velcro fastening at the back neck? Seriously, it is actually harder to put on something that way than it is to just put on regular clothes. I hate mass produced costumes so much.