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		 For NA: 
 
Penis Names              1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle 
 
 
2. Gristle Missle 
 
 
3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power 
 
 
4. Bone-Her 
 
 
5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls) 
 
 
6. Granite Edifice 
 
 
7. One-Eyed Fred 
 
 
8. Dip Stick 
 
 
9. Piss Pump 
 
 
10. Meat Wrench 
 
 
  <img> 11. Nightcrawler 
 
 
12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper 
 
 
13. Love Pump 
 
 
14. Richard and the Twins 
 
 
15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel 
 
 
16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken 
 
 
17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey 
 
 
18. Johnson 
 
 
19. Trouser Snake 
 
 
20. Tool 
 
 
21. Thrill Drill 
 
 
22. Sex Pistol 
 
 
23. Pocket Rocket 
 
 
24. One Hole Friction Whistle 
 
 
25. The Pink Oboe 
 
 
26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior 
 
 
27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower 
 
 
28. Trouser Trout 
 
 
29. Vlad The Impaler 
 
 
The last one is my favorite. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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