[LSPoorEeyorick]

What is your annual Halloween tradition? Carving de-frightful pumpkins? Celebrating the pagan holiday (the name of which slips my mind)? Takin' the chillun' out trick-or-treating? (And what will they wear this year?)

And for those of you local-yokels, do you have plans? Or, uh, do we have plans? I haven't seen anything discussed here on the board, so I presume we're sans party. But that doesn't mean that we have to be sans fun!

There are a variety of amusing Halloweenish activities we could do while surrounded by weirdos. And people in costume. We could simply meet for dinner somewhere. There are a variety of spook-houses in the vicinity. Gawking in West Hollywood. The New Beverly Cinema has a double-feature of Day of the Dead and The Lost Boys. We could meet in a meadow and howl "Rauuuuuul" at the moon. (gag copyright T. Moore) Surely there are other fun possibilties.

We should gather! Because I'm remembering delightful red longjohns. Wolves and waifs. Wicked kittens. Tooth fairies. Regular fairies, and ones dressed up as Aladdin. Sexy mother-shut-your-mouths. And simulated papal-cardinal fellatio. What would Halloween be without simulated papal-cardinal fellatio?

Won't someone think of the goblins??