[LSPoorEeyorick]

There seems to be a dirth of positive words for the female genitalia.

There's p u s s y. One must set aside one's angst over anthropomorphism, but I can see the logic-- a man who pets his pet pussycats very skillfully would also pet his girlfriend's pussycat with masterful finnesse. Ladies, find a cat man. Cat man do!

I like that word enough, but like dick it has some negative connotations. Not as negative as c u n t. I have a vague desire to reclaim that word as something positive, but I can't bring myself to it. I'm sure that Dumbledore would tell me that fear of a name promotes fear of a thing itself. Which stands to reason, since I have often thought society viewed the penis as an object of humor, and the vagina as an object of fear.

(death rattle) rosebud... (/death rattle)