Some names:
blue-veined junket pumper
blue-veiner
boner
dick
ding dong
dipstick
dong
dork
doughnut holder
firm worm
hang down
hard on
John Thomas
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
one-eyed wonder willie
pecker
pee-pee
percy
peter
piece of pork
pink oboe
pole
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pus sy plunger
rod
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
swinging banger
third leg (or if you're small 'third thumb')
throbber
throbbing python of love
trouser trout
wang
wee-wee
weiner
weinie
wife's best friend
willy
woody
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